Friday 31 July 2009

The Hole Truth

As the tractors and lorries thunder through our country lanes, and the rain swooshes down, carrying our precious soil ever downhill, so too the roads are slowly disintegrating. As pools form, the road surface underneath degrades and before you know it, you have a whopping great hole that threatens to snap your suspension or throw you off your bike.

What can one do? Well, call Clarence of course. He's your one-stop shop for road repairs and anything that the Highways Department ought to be attending to, but haven't done yet. Clarence can be found on t'Internet here, send him an email here, or you can use the old-fashioned method of the telephonic speakerphone and shouting on this number here: 0800 23 23 23.

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